What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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