So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
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