Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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