:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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