Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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