im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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