i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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