Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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