I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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