apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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