Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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