So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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