I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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