fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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