let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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