I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I want you more than these girls want KFC
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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