I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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