All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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