once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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