I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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