nut hugger
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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