it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
