Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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