some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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