i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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