i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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