Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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