you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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