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• (512): View more from Texas

  halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...

  (480): View more from Arizona

  exactly, that's why i want something interesting

  (512): View more from Texas

  slutty neuroscientist?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.

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• (408): View more from California

  i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...

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• (813): View more from Florida

  IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.

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