dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
wow bdsm is so cute
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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