I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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