I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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