Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Fuck appropriateness.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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