I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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