I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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