I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
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How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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