theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Randomize
