Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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