god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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