And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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