You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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