Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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