roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
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