she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
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He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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