Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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