I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
The adults are the big ones right?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
