You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he thought i was a dude.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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