shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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