we're blogging at a bar
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
We need to rekindle our bromance
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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