quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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