So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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