You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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