Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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