and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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