It's like God shit irony all over that family
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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